so I was playing Cards Against Humanity online and “Boris the Soviet Love Hammer” is now my headcanon name for what Russia calls his dick
so I was playing Cards Against Humanity online and “Boris the Soviet Love Hammer” is now my headcanon name for what Russia calls his dick

ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAID THEY READ THIS IN PATRICK’S VOICE I AM GOING TO THROW UP FROM TRYING NOT TO LAUGHAGKAJGH

“Never have I seen eyes as incredible blue as yours.”
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It didn’t come out how I wanted and I forgot how to do backgrounds weh.
Anyway, this is based on an AU rp between hedgehog-tier and myself that started nearly a year ago. Ivan and Ludwig somehow met inside a bank and Ivan gave Lud his card with this written on the back.
Happy Belated Birthday, kohai~
