spacedrunk:

hm

Ok, so, I know I ship 2P Russia as not being very sexual or touchy at all… but if 2P Canada just came up and shoved him down all “I AM FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT”, I really don’t see 2P Russia having a problem with this at all.

spacedrunk:

hm

Ok, so, I know I ship 2P Russia as not being very sexual or touchy at all… but if 2P Canada just came up and shoved him down all “I AM FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT”, I really don’t see 2P Russia having a problem with this at all.

panoramiccc:

souslelys:

suddenlyapples:

FILL IN THE BLANK

“Alfred you have exactly 3 POINT OH FOUR SECONDS to wake up before my patience runs out and I find all of the sex toys Francis “accidentally” left here last weekend and stuff them in your mouth.”
It’s okay because Matthew’s 50x crueller in his head than in reality. Better wake up Alfred.

ALL THE AWARDS ^^^^

SCREAMS

panoramiccc:

souslelys:

suddenlyapples:

FILL IN THE BLANK

Alfred you have exactly 3 POINT OH FOUR SECONDS to wake up before my patience runs out and I find all of the sex toys Francis “accidentally” left here last weekend and stuff them in your mouth.”

It’s okay because Matthew’s 50x crueller in his head than in reality. Better wake up Alfred.

ALL THE AWARDS ^^^^

SCREAMS

OH WELL HI THERE YOU TWO

OH WELL HI THERE YOU TWO

(Source: deathinsilkandlace)

reblogif-hetalia:

Submitted by Anon.

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I was just thinking about sending this ask the other day, and goddamnit, 2p answered exactly how I thought he would. xD;

uhoh-beek:

spacedrunk:

This scanner is a poop! you had to fiddle and fiddle and fiddle and it’s real small and just URGH 
Anyway, Sonja said I should advertise this on my art blog… So, I made a 2P Canada Ask Blog so yeah if you like that kinda thing there it is 

Guys guys go look at annies kawaii askblog *

OH SWEET <3

uhoh-beek:

spacedrunk:

This scanner is a poop! you had to fiddle and fiddle and fiddle and it’s real small and just URGH 

Anyway, Sonja said I should advertise this on my art blog… So, I made a 2P Canada Ask Blog so yeah if you like that kinda thing there it is 

Guys guys go look at annies kawaii askblog *

OH SWEET <3

thesweetdevil:

mafialbania:

panoramiccc:

suddenlyapples:

akanedee:

Another song comic- with FACE this time~
I’ll be surprised if anyone can get the reference of the song. I’ll put a link here just in case. Then it will all make sense. (IthoughtMariahCareysangthissong)
Lovin’ You - Minnie Riperton
Oh Alfred.

alfred please

I’M CRYING X’D!!! 

MOMO

PRETTY MUCH, SAMI. 

FUCK AMERICA

thesweetdevil:

mafialbania:

panoramiccc:

suddenlyapples:

akanedee:

Another song comic- with FACE this time~

I’ll be surprised if anyone can get the reference of the song. I’ll put a link here just in case. Then it will all make sense. (IthoughtMariahCareysangthissong)

Lovin’ You - Minnie Riperton

Oh Alfred.

alfred please

I’M CRYING X’D!!! 

MOMO

PRETTY MUCH, SAMI. 

FUCK AMERICA

tragedysorbert:

Seeing pictures like this makes me so jelly of Arthur and Francis. Srsly.

SO MANY BONERS

tragedysorbert:

Seeing pictures like this makes me so jelly of Arthur and Francis. Srsly.

SO MANY BONERS

Well, privet there, Matvey~

meghai:

If Canada were a comedian, I like to think he’d be like Jeremy Hotz.

meghai:

If Canada were a comedian, I like to think he’d be like Jeremy Hotz.

(Source: kehinki)

ovreneli:

Canada you’re such a BAMF.

ovreneli:

Canada you’re such a BAMF.

Hetalia AU: RusCanAme [ Zero to Sixty ]

souslelys:

part of the Never Gonna Leave This Bed verse (though not necessary to read that one) where Ivan, Alfred and Matthew are in an established relationship

Rated M

Warnings: Elevator smut, threesome

Notes: 2,890 words

“Will you stop your pacing? He said he’d be right down.” Ivan stands casually near the empty security desk, watching as the other man stalks back and forth, the rhythmic TAP-TAP-TAP of sleek dress shoes echoing off the atrium walls.

“That was ten minutes ago!” Alfred loudly whines, ever the impatient one. It astounds him that despite being dressed in fine formal wear, Alfred’s facial expressions still manage to resemble that of a petulant child.

“He has had a lot of work to do lately.”

“It’s inhuman! Those bastards have been keeping him late for a whole month! Oh if I ever see his boss -“

“His office is on the sixtieth floor,” Ivan tries reasoning again.

“He should be here by now and you know it! We have a date tonight and the reservation’s in an hour.” Alfred’s pouting now, and Ivan knows that it isn’t about the dinner reservation at all but simply the fact that they’ve barely seen their boyfriend these past few weeks.

Matthew’s company recently went through a large merger, and the transition period required a lot of extra time, especially for Matthew who worked directly under the CEO. Lately he’s been rushing off to the office at 5:30am - a full hour before Ivan or Alfred even get up - and then slouching back into the house past 10pm - with just enough energy to eat dinner cold and collapse into their bed.

Their concern for Matthew’s well-being came through in different ways. Alfred shows his worry by attaching to Matthew as soon as he walks in the door, keeping him company while he ate, chatting his ear off, because that’s how Alfred is. Always there.

Ivan was quieter, more distant, he made sure that all the chores were taken care of, all the bills were paid, that the food was waiting (not that he did that by himself, he made Alfred help), just so Matthew wouldn’t have anything else to worry about.

The ding! of the elevator catches both male’s attention, as the doors slide open to reveal a haggard looking Matthew, jacket askew and ruffled hair.

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I already ship this threesome and mmm~

me and my wife talking about Nyotalia Canada and the Sims

me: Maddie would be a hot lumberjack woman.
waifu: I'm pretty sure that lumberjack isn't a profession in the Sims.
me:
waifu:
me:
waifu:
me:
waifu:
Me: There needs to be.