dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all

:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

lifeoftroye:

thesolacebeforethestorm:

Fucking cards against humanity, man.

I nearly spat out my drink omg

(Source: oxymuncha)

nakedghosts:

perfexion:

savagelucy42:

I decided I needed to make my own advice/spirit animal.

I call him Advice-o-lantern.

THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG

I’m not saying this describes me…but only because I don’t want to incriminate myself.

chikyuus:

what are we supposed to do when hetalia ends

everyone in the hetalia fandom: i'd fuck spain

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(Source: theblogofmicah)

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour)

punktrolls:

Clothes don’t have a gender.

lesoldatmort:

Hello yes I have finals in one week so have some 30min Hans vent art, because I’m so done.

lesoldatmort:

Hello yes I have finals in one week so have some 30min Hans vent art, because I’m so done.

This past hour at work was absolutely crazy! My co-worker was in lunch break, leaving me to fend for the bakery all by myself. Usually I can handle it no problem, but I had a truckload of customers come in. I was just swamped!

One customer wanted to order two cakes and he was having to wait on not only his wife to text him info, which was frustrating for him, but he was also having to wait on me as I juggled him and other customers.

I hardly managed to get any work done by the time my co-worker returned. Of course, all the action had died down when she did too. Before I could leave the department, one of the grocery mangers came over and asked about one of the customers that I had helped. I was dismayed at the possibility that I had given her bad service, but that wasn’t the case at all! She had actually complimented me on my quick service, despite being so busy with the other customers.

The manager gave me a customer compliment card, which included a free sub or chicken tenders from the deli, which was wonderful because I couldn’t afford lunch for myself today. I almost cried! It’s for reasons like this that make me proud to work for Publix. My hard work is recognized and rewarded. I’m just so proud of myself right now.

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

(Source: mymodernmet.com)

(Source: dailyanimals)

deerstalkerpictures:

"You want a motherf*cking Pokemon battle?!"

From our new video “We Need to Beat Misty.”